7 Adult Toys Nobody Wants – What? You Haven’t Heard of the Vajankle?

We here at The Blaze LOVE us some adult toys. Especially having big rubber ones on hand at all times to slap our guests and coworkers with. We thought we'd seen everything, I mean, after all, we are the ones who introduced you to the scrotum backpack and the horse tail butt plug. But these, THESE, um, NO.

#1 - people have foot fetishes, we get it.

#2 - like I said, we prefer the horse tail.

#3 - F--- NO!

#4 - what? No really, where the f--- does this go?

#5 - ahh, so Missoula.

#6 - hot tub? It's tough enough to try and mount a regular floaty in the pool, damn.

#7 - for those dudes who spank off to Twilight.