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7 Missoula Drivers That You Hate

As an impatient person, I’m not a fan of commuting or dumb asses. So commuting with dumb asses is the worst, I’m sure you’d agree, I know Dexter Holland would. The #1 Missoula driver that you hate? The drunk driver. Montana has terrible statistics when it comes to driving under the influence, especially repeat offenders. Let’s take a look at 6 other Missoula drivers that you and I hate.

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The Slow Driver



Whether it’s due to distracted driving or simply being 85-years-old, slow drivers exist to make those already running late… absolutely insane.


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The Driver With S–tty Music



You know the one, he’s convinced it’s still 1993 as he blasts his s–tty hip hop at full volume with his windows down. He’s slumped down in the seat of a Lincoln Town Car with one arm on the steering wheel and 100% treble.



The Driver That Doesn’t Use Blinkers



This is strictly a Missoula thing, I’ve lived in a few different cities and nobody neglects the usage of blinkers like we do. Being from Missoula, I’ve noticed myself not using my blinker on multiple occasions, terrible habit.


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The Driver With A Hyper Lap Dog



It’s one thing to have a hound in the back of a truck or tucked safely inside a Subaru cage, but it’s quite another to have 4 yappy little doggies jumping all over the front seat. Especially when this dumb ass is at a four way stop or stop light and doesn’t know it’s their turn to go because they can’t see through the cloud of dogs.



The Wanna Be ‘Green’ Driver



The driver with all of the ‘save the earth’ and ‘Phish’ stickers slapped all over their gas guzzling, pollution emitting crunchy bus.



The Competely Distracted Driver



The driver who thinks they’ve mastered multitasking behind the wheel. Smoking a cigarette while texting doesn’t leave many hands free for the steering wheel. Other annoying distractions include dudes shaving, chicks applying make-up and couples arguing. And the worst…swatting at your kids in the back seat.


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