A Guy Has Sex With Sheep Because A Cow Rejected Him

It is true, and no this is not a joke about North Dakota. A guy from Britain was recently arrested for bestiality, after being caught having sex with sheep. In court he said that the reason why he chose sheep was because he was rejected by a cow. Apparently that is enough of an excuse to get him out of prison time.

According to North London Today

Paul Lovell, 61, of Magpie Close, Enfield, who was found guilty of outraging public decency by a jury at Wood Green Crown Court last month, was today sentenced to four months in prison – but the sentence will be suspended for 18 months.

On January 30 it took a jury little over two hours to convict the former computer engineer of trying to engage the farm animals in sexual acts on September 4, 2013.

The witness called police, who told the court that when they first discovered Lovell lying in the field he was not wearing shorts or a shirt and only tried to pull up his shorts as they walked towards him.

 

As gross as it may be, it is still kinda funny. I'm sure it probably sounded a lot like this.