Alligator Trained to Guard Weed Stash
It sounds like Dante from the movie "Grandma's Boy" has officially been busted. In the movie, Dante wanted to train a lion to guard his stash, but in this story, it is an alligator named "Mr. Teeth."
According to the Associated Press
Authorities in Northern California made a snappy discovery during a routine probation check: An alligator named "Mr. Teeth" who was apparently protecting a stash of marijuana.
When Alameda County Sheriff's deputies on Wednesday entered Assif Mayar's home in Castro Valley for a probation check, they not only found 34 pounds of marijuana valued at an estimated $100,000, but also the 5-foot-long gator inside a Plexiglas tank guarding it in a bedroom.
Watch the news report of the the bust in California
Even though Dante wanted a lion to protect his stash. The lion escaped. Maybe he was replaced with a lion Dante's reaction to his "guard lion" escaping.
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