Take one look at Ashley Hobbs and tell us there's something, anything you don't love about her. She's got gobs of goofy personality, too, and she lives in Hawaii, which is sometimes referred to as paradise. We've never been. :-(

She's a vegan, which, yeah, that may be an issue, but hey, you could probably work around that, right? If it meant a chance at her? Yeah, we thought so.

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