Ass Lamp Lights Up When You Smack It [VIDEO]

Forget The Clapper and the leg lamp from A Christmas Story, the ass lamp is where it's at.

The limited edition lamp, designed by a dude named Joseph Begley from the UK, can only be turned on when slapped, pinched or fondled. Much like ourselves.

We're holding out hope that he will design one based on a woman's booty, as this one is clearly modeled after a man. Better yet, how about a boob lamp? Although fondling fake jugs on a wall ranks right up there with owning a blow up doll, we'd still buy it.