Rev. Brian
Stare Deep Into My (.)(.) Wait, What?
I've always believed that staring at boobs long enough makes them grow. I've played the game at many a bar, strip club, and concert. Now a British psychologist says I'm not a perv, but actually doing science. Sort of. A new article claims hypnosis = boob growth...
Geekgasm in three . . . two . . . one . . .
Game of Thrones with lightsabers. Nuff said. Happy May the 4th!
May the 4th be With You
In honor of this most sacred of holidays, a heartwarming tale of heroism courtesy of Chewbacca.
well, sort of. Check out the video below from News 10 in Sacramento
Rawr.
Sh*t Beer. Literally.
The Huffington Post recently picked up a story about some rather exotic Japanese beer. From the article:
The beer, titled "Un, Kono Kuro" -- a pun on "unko," the Japanese word for "crap" -- is a coffee stout made with elephant dung coffee beans...
Patton Oswalt, Star Wars, and Community
KC tossed up a Patton Video blog yesterday
(I put the video below as well for convenience/it's just so f-ing awesome you should watch it twice purposes)
Here's my thing with all this Disney Star Wars stuff. I'm worried about a recent announcement from Disney, stating that from 2015 on we're getting one Star Wars movie per year...
I Swipe My Card Where?!
When I think "sex" and "plastic," images like the one above usually come to mind. To assume otherwise is dangerous. I recall a college friend telling me that after a drunken rendezvous with a willing lady, he asked "Cash or credit . . . and if it's credit where do I swipe the card...
Hartford Baby Tosser
Here's an entry for mother of the year. If you're a fan of Chappelle's show you remember what happens when people stop being polite, keep it real, and the realness of keepin it goes totally wrong. If you don't recall, it looks like this:
Chappelle's Show
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Now, fast forward to a recent altercation on a Hartford, Conn...
Cheech and Chong: The Animated Movie
Seriously. The film comes out April 18th. It only gets three stars on IMDB, but who the f**k cares. Many will go for the drugs. Me, I'm going for the crabs. Check the trailer, you'll see what I mean.
Ferrari F50 Tug-O-War
This video needs no explanation. If you've got the coin for a Ferrari F50 (get a crashed one for 700k, and rumor has it Mike Tyson bought one new back in the mid-1990s for 850k), I suppose you can do things to it that defy logic. What's the line from the old Batman movie...
Breaking Bad Spinoff? Bitch.
I, like many of you, love Breaking Bad. I cannot wait for the show's return, but am sad that it goes away after this summer.
BUT
Rumor has it AMC is working on a spinoff. Granted, spinoffs are usually horrible. But when it's Saul, I don't gotta call no one ...
Killer Beaver in Belarus
I'm sure the chicks are hot, and given Belarus was once part of the Soviet Union you can probably marry one via catalog. This blog of animal/human interaction is, once again, quite literal. A Belarusian was fishing with a couple friends, stopped to take a photo of a beaver, and the bastard beaver didn't just TRY to bite him, the beaver did bite him, right in the thigh, and through an artery...
Rea
Man Caught Sneaking Out of House to Horse Around
Sadly, the headline is more literal than you might 1) expect, or 2) desire. Turns out a guy (who probably has this movie poster hanging over his bed) from Oregon sneaked out of his house for seven months, engaging in relations with a horse...