Rev. Brian
Pantera Goats Video Clip
Seems we all have major stiffies for goats lately. I've always liked goats. I tell radio production classes that a well-timed goat sound effect is universally funny, especially in religious or escort service advertising. Our goat obsession recently entered a new phase, with the 'goats talking like people' thing going viral many times over as people editing goats into their favorite music videos...
Brian’s Stuck in Orlando Blog-o-Thon, Part III
Here's a fun little video of what happens when the little anti-whaling (owned by the Sea Shepherd conservation group) ship pisses off two bigger ships who make money shooting harpoons at whales. (I think whaling is beyond stupid, as I have more compassion for animals than I do for most people...
Top Gear Korea Helicopter Crash
First, I had no idea Top Gear had made it to Korea. Second, even though I could only understand two words in this entire video ("Corvette" and "Cobra") I can tell it's better than Top Gear America. That show sucks.
Anyone who pays attention to ANY incarnation of Top Gear knows the show makes generous use of both fast cars and military aircraft in their challenges...
Orlando Snow White Minnie Mouse Fear Factory Cars Keyword Orgy Blog
Sorry I haven't been on-air the past few days. I've been in Orlando. Maybe I'm in rehab. Maybe I've spent three days in a three way with Minnie Mouse and Snow White (don't tell Micky or Prince Charming). Only my travel agent/shrink knows for sure
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The Most Un-Natural Looking Thing From New Jersey
If you thought this is the most un-natural looking creature living in New Jersey . . .
You'd be wrong. I think this thing looks much worse:
Not unlike a real housewife from New Jersey, no one is totally sure 1) what this thing is, and 2) where the hell it came from...
The Award For Dumbest Thing of the Week Goes To
Earlier this week I found myself at a bookstore, asking the young blonde behind the counter where the periodical section was. She just looked at me. I explained that periodicals = magazines. The light bulb went off (I actually saw it, just hanging above her head wondering what to do, as I suspect this is the first time her light bulb has ever gone off ...
Clutch in Missoula on April Fool’s Day Ain’t No Joke
Consider two seemingly unrelated events: 1) unprotected sex with Jenny* the local herpes factory, and 2) not going to see Clutch April 1 at the Wilma. What do these two events actually have in common? If either come to pass, you'll hate yourself in the morning.
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2012 DA 14: A Cosmic Shot Across Our Bow
I figured I'd give you a break from rape/football stories and discuss geology instead. Lots of space stuff getting talked about the past couple days. God tried to take out Russia with a meteorite burst in the sky, the largest such explosion in over a century.
Five Horse Johnson
Whilst fiddlin around on the net yesterday, I stumbled upon a band called Five Horse Johnson. Yes, it sounds dirty. No, they're not five guys with an abnormal attraction to the equine barn. They're a blues/rock band from Ohio (though they sound very Mississippi/Alabama, not Toledo). I think you'll dig them.
Coke Kills
Put. The. Can. Down. NOW.
Tax Exempt Nekkidness
Hotwife and I got screwed by the 'ol tax man this year (we owe two states and one federal government . . . meh). Since I have taxes on the brain, and my eye naturally zeros in on the words "strip" and "club," I share this tale with you:
Muffin Macer
Here's your stupid video of the day. It comes from a gas station in Duluth, Minnesota. For those unaware, there's a term/phrase from my homeland called "Minnesota Nice." And, generally, folks from the Northstar State are pretty nice and helpful (they're also among the most judgemental people you'll probably ever meet ...