Chris Illuminati
SuicideGirl of the Day — Salix [PICTURES]
Meet Salix, a SuicideGirl who loves sewing, 80′s music and sexy heels.
Carissa Rosario — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Carissa Rosario is a model that has appeared in Vogue, GQ, Maxim and FHM. She is currently ranked #1 on Google as the most searched professional Maxim model.
Alison Brie — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Alison Brie is best know as Annie on ‘Community,’ and Trudy Campbell on ‘Mad Men.’ She is our crush today because we are tired of hearing ‘why hasn’t Alison Brie been a Crush of the Day’ yet from everyone we’ve ever spoken to ever.
Don’t get us wrong, we dig Alison Brie a whole
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SuicideGirl of the Day — Discoquette [PICTURES]
Meet Discoquette, a SuicideGirl who has 14 piercings, works as a fashion designer and loves painting.
Chrissy Teigen — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Chrissy Teigen is a Sports Illustrated swimsuit model that was discovered while working at a surf shop in California. She recently got engaged to musician John Legend.
Emily Browning of ‘Sucker Punch’ — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
The movie ‘Sucker Punch’ made the list of the 15 biggest box office flops for 2011 on the Hollywood Reporter website.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Nahp [PICTURES]
Meet Nahp, a SuicideGirl who works as a copywriter and can’t live without fruit juice.
The Sexy Women of the Sears Catalog — Morning Eyegasm [PICTURES]
Sears announced yesterday that it will be closing between 100-120 stores because of poor sales during Christmas. Eventually, the giant store will be no more, and it will take with it all of our fond memories of Sears.
Cara Bella — Babe of the Day [PICTURES]
Cara Bella is a professional model from Fort Lauderdale, Florida.
Camila Alves — Crush of the Day [PICTURES]
Camila Alves made news over the Christmas holiday after getting engaged to long-time boyfriend Matthew McConaughey.
SuicideGirl of the Day — Revenge [PICTURES]
Meet Revenge, a SuicideGirl who is still a virgin that’s saving herself for Jesus and loves to party so long as she is home by dawn.
Relive the Best of ‘Playboy Girls of the Week’ [PICTURES]
The end of the year allows us to look back fondly at all the lovely Playboy girls that have been featured in our ‘Playboy Girl of the Week‘ post.