Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Hilarious Penis-Shape News Bloopers Will Leave You (Well) Hung-ry for More
Live news is so unpre-dic-table.
Fired Up South Carolina Fan Eats Bracket After Upsetting Duke
Now, *this* is March Madness.
Terrible Drunk Burglar Gets Stuck in Smashed Window
Hey, criminals, do yourself a favor: ignore the cliche and make sure you never return to the scene of the crime.
Students Pull Off March Madness Buzzer Beater We Sorely Need
March Madness has lacked a signature shot so far, so these kids went ahead and provided one for us.
Woman Plows Into Gas Station…And Then Goes Totally Bonkers
You know you've got issues when crashing into a gas station convenience store isn't the most memorable part of your day.
Man Dressed As ‘Macho Man’ Randy Savage Jumps Off Roof Into Snow
The northeastern part of the country was (body) slammed by a snow storm this week. That didn't bother this guy.
Cops Stopping Drug Smuggler’s Plane Is a Real-Life ‘Die Hard’
We hear the phrase "war on drugs" a lot, but we don't usually see it. That's too bad because it's incredibly entertaining.
Grandma Drinks Up Like a Rock Star on Spring Break
A lot of seniors hit the beach for spring break, but not a lot of *seniors* are there.
Math Says Picking a Perfect Bracket Is Virtually Impossible
If you're one of the millions of people agonizing over how to pick your bracket, here's some advice: don't sweat it.
Drunk Student Gets Extension From World’s Most Laid-Back Teacher
You can bet this professor is a student favorite.
Someone Just Made the Best Sign Mocking Referees and How Did We Not Think of This?
Give this fan a "T" -- for "terrific."
Sicko Nabbed Having Sex With a Fence and Here Come the Jokes
It must be pervert season.