Drew Weisholtz is an award-winning writer who has had his work published on several websites, including GuySpeed, StarCrush.com and theFW.com. Previously, he has written and served as a producer for ABC News Radio and also spent time as a stand-up comedian. He can be found rooting for his beloved Yankees and Giants and begrudgingly holds out hope his Rutgers Scarlet Knights will one day return to the NCAA Tournament. When that's not consuming him, he passes time quoting "Saved By the Bell" and making fun of his in-laws. You can follow him on Twitter.
Random Dude Has the Most Perfect Play-By-Play Voice Imaginable
Scully. Costas. Cosell. This guy.
Woman Sets Boyfriend on Fire, Puts It Out With Pee – Victim Says No She Didn’t
This woman is a little spitfire. Emphasis on "fire."
Huge Joel Embiid Holding Normal Baseball Will Make Your Eyes Explode
And you think Aaron Judge is the only one who can make baseballs look puny.
Boneheaded Play Leads to Minor Leaguer Hitting the All-Too-Rare Infield Triple
The triple is one of the most exciting and unheralded hits in baseball. Until now.
Silly Nerd Argument Over ‘Star Wars,’ ‘Star Trek’ Ends In Arrest
You've heard of star-crossed lovers? Well, how about 'Star'-crossed enemies?
Man Falling Into Wild Rapids Keeps His Beer Perfectly Intact
This guy isn't a hero so much as he is a "beer-o."
Twitter User Thinks ‘KKK’ Is Racist, Doesn’t Realize It Refers to Strikeouts
This woman is not on the (fast) ball.
Reporter Having Tough Day Gets Barfed On Twice During Live Segment
And you think your job stinks.
Man Trying to Destroy Bees’ Nest With Fireworks Burns Down Garage
We all know the drill by now, right? In the days after July 4, stories of regular people injuring themselves setting off fireworks are as commonplace as waving American flags at your town's Independence Day celebration.
Watch Brewers SS Orlando Arcia Steal Unsuspecting Fan’s Ice Cream While Chasing Foul Ball
Ice cream in Milwaukee. Is there anything better?
Biker Nearly Splays All His Guts When Motorcycle Violently Shakes
Shake, rattle and roll. All over the roadway.
MMA Fighter Needs Only 4 Seconds to Knock Out Overmatched Opponent
In the time it takes you to read this, an MMA fighter started and finished a fight.