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Alessandra Lopez — Babe of the Day
Alessandra Lopez is a 24-year-old model from Miami Beach, Fla. In addition to her modeling work, Alessandra has been a professional dancer for the Miami Marlins and Florida Panthers. Truth: Alessandra might be one of the few reasons to go see those teams… well, her and the fish tanks.
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Einnis Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Einnis Suicide, an 18-year-old Suicide girl from Portugal. If you haven’t noticed yet, Einnes is into piercings and tattoos. Don’t believe us? Well, as you can see for yourself. she's got more piercings and body mods than most of the babes in Portugal, or anywhere else probably.
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Priscila Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Our 27-year-old Suicide Girl of the Day Priscila is a girl of few words, so we made some stuff up instead.
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Antoinette Amor — Babe of the Day
Antoinette Amor, indeed. We're in love.
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Tierney Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Tierney is a 28-year-old army brat who spends her free time doing hood rat things with her friends. We'd take her on a joyride any day of the week, we just need a little notice so we can learn how to hot wire a car.
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AskMen’s Top 99 Women of 2013 Gives Us 99 New Year’s Resolutions
There is a question that has been haunting us for some time, now. Often we wake up in the middle of the night in a cold sweat, calling out into the darkness for a sign. Today, the question that haunts our dreams finally has an answer: Who are the most desirable women of 2013? Well, besides Adriana Lima, because obviously.
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Auburn Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Auburn is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl living in Illinois who likes her own butt, Jameson, being naked and being insulted. 4 birds, one stone?
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Amanda Christine — Babe of the Day
Amanda is a 25-year-old model from San Angelo, Texas. She is head of the Red Dirt Raw Girls -- we have no idea what that means, but sign us up for all mailings.
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Olga Kurylenko — Celeb Crush
This 33-year-old actress and model is our favorite Bond girl of all time, no contest.
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Liu Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
According to what she told us, Liu Suicide is a professional human hunter from Wonderland. Her story checks out.
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Axys Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Axys Suicide is a 22-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. If you're not familiar with the country, Canada is known for its bacon, geese, tuxedos and hot women.
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Lawita Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Lawita Suicide, a 20-year-old Suicide Girl from parts unknown. Lawita is a vegan. You can tell by how healthy she looks. Check out more of Lawita below.