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Auburn Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Auburn is a 19-year-old Suicide Girl living in Illinois who likes her own butt, Jameson, being naked and being insulted. 4 birds, one stone?
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Amanda Christine — Babe of the Day
Amanda is a 25-year-old model from San Angelo, Texas. She is head of the Red Dirt Raw Girls -- we have no idea what that means, but sign us up for all mailings.
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Olga Kurylenko — Celeb Crush
This 33-year-old actress and model is our favorite Bond girl of all time, no contest.
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Liu Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
According to what she told us, Liu Suicide is a professional human hunter from Wonderland. Her story checks out.
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Axys Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Axys Suicide is a 22-year-old SuicideGirl from Canada. If you're not familiar with the country, Canada is known for its bacon, geese, tuxedos and hot women.
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Lawita Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Lawita Suicide, a 20-year-old Suicide Girl from parts unknown. Lawita is a vegan. You can tell by how healthy she looks. Check out more of Lawita below.
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Lethal Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Lethal Suicide is a 22-year-old art student and tattoo apprentice -- Her name is pretty accurate, she's killing us with those eyes.
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Emily Phelps — Babe of the Day
Emily is a 25-year-old babe is a California babe, through and through.
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Morganette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Morganette is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl who lives in Mexico. She loves partying, tattoos art, and pretty panties.
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Alluring Audrey — Babe of the Day
Audrey doesn't list her real name, but this nickname works just fine, as far as we're concerned.
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Caspiann Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
We try to get Caspiann to keep her clothes on when we take her to the movies, but she just won't have it.
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And the Babe of the Week is…Marcia Brazil!
Jeez, what is in the water in Sin City?