Hungry Teacher Bites Student Sleeping in Class
Give this teacher an apple -- it's a more appropriate thing for him to chew.
Babe of the Day: Emma Hernan
The reason the word "statuesque" was invented.
The Hottest Yoga Pics Ever (This Week)
Whether it's yoga pants, workout pants, tights, stretchies, whatever -- they make a girl's butt look great, and that's what's important, right?
The Best Hump Day Pics Ever (This Week)
We're really starting to enjoy the "just hangin' out by the side of the pool" genre of booty pic.
Babe of the Day: Olga Katysheva
Also known as Olga Chocolate, but we prefer the original -- more Cold War sexy, right?
Babe of the Day: Nikki Leigh
One of the most beautiful women you'll ever meet on the internet.
The Sexiest Selfies Ever (This Week)
Ah, the underboob selfie -- a combination of two wondrous techniques when used by the right woman.
Dude Jumps Into Crocodile-Filled Water to Score a Date
She may break his heart, but that won't hurt nearly as much as what he's already been through.
Grown Woman Attacks Mom With a Cheeseburger
It's the most mouth-watering crime we've ever heard.
Dudes Who Shotgunned a Beer on Shark’s Mouth — Cool or Cruel?
This is not what they mean when they say "drink like a fish."
Babe of the Day: Courtnie Quinlan
The one woman who could save the entire newspaper industry. Well, maybe. But it'd be fun to see her try!
The Best Cleavage Pics Ever (This Week)
It's March Madness, which means buzzer beaters and bracket busters -- or in this case, bigger boobies. And pizza.