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Vice Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Meet Vice, a Suicide Girl from Colorado who loves fruit snacks, and other stuff, but how about a hand for fruit snacks?!?
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Tiffany Ryan — Babe of the Day
Tiffany Ryan is a Boston-based lingerie and swimsuit model who says she has a great work ethic. She seems to be resting here, but we're fine with that.
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Chad Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Chad is a 23-year-old model from the UK who has a crush on Megan Fox.
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Jenna Drouin — Babe of the Day
Jenna is a 27-year-old babe from North Hollywood, CA who says she's a little bit sweet and a little bit naughty.
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Lass Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Lass Suicide is a 20-year-old, aptly named Brit who says she has tattoos "here and there," but we'd really like her to be more specific.
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Rhian Alise — Babe of the Day
Rhian Alise is a feisty 25-year-old Baton Rouge babe who packs a whole lot of awesome into 5'2.
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Chassidy Luke — Babe of the Day
Chassidy Luke is a self-proclaimed fun, hardworking girl with a flair for networking and wearing very, very tiny bathing suits. We added that last part on a hunch.
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Melissa Hurley — Babe of the Day
Melissa Burley is a 33-year-old cowgirl from Houston, Texas, where everything may not be bigger, but the important things are.
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Danette Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Danette Suicide is a 26-year-old Suicide Girl from Italy. She is a burlesque performer and retro make up artist. We get the first part of her occupation, but we aren't so sure about the second part
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Candace Land — Babe of the Day
Candace is a 28-year-old Model and Hooters calendar girl from Las Vegas, Nevada.
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Phoenix Suicide — Suicide Girl of the Day
Phoenix is a professional artist who says she spends most of her time looking at naked women. Weird, that's how we describe ourselves, too.
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