Jeremy Taylor
Grand Theft Auto V Is Going Back to San Andres [VIDEO]
Rockstar Games released the first trailer for Grand Theft Auto V Wednesday, and it looks like the record-breaking video game series will be set in Los Santos, the Los Angeles stand-in for the fictional state of San Andres.
Goats Ride Around in Owner’s Golf Cart Like Loyal Dogs [VIDEO]
These lazy goats act a lot like dogs. They respond easily to their owner’s commands and would rather catch a ride in a golf cart than graze about from place to place like their ancestors had done for thousands of years.
Betty White Raps in Remix of Luciana’s ‘I’m Still Hot’ [AUDIO]
Betty White is still hot, if you didn’t know already.
The 89-year-old actress, who currently stars in the comedy ‘Hot in Cleveland’ and was asked to the Marine Corps Ball by a much younger man earlier this year, is a guest rapper on new a remix of Luciana’s hit song ‘I’m Still Hot.’
Borders Employees Diss Customers in Hilarious Farewell Note
Borders bookstores will shut their doors forever at the end of this month, and in a final kiss-off to those who patronized the once-popular chain, employees at one of Borders’ franchises hung in their display window a bitter note which listed all the things customers had done to piss them off over the years.
Foo Fighters Counterprotest Westboro Baptist Church With Live Performance [VIDEO]
The Westboro Baptist Church, which is notorious for picketing the the funerals of U.S. military personnel and blaming the servicemen’s deaths on the United States’ acceptance of homosexuality, got a taste of its own medicine on Friday when the Foo Fighters staged a counter protest of the church’s picketing of the band’s show that night in Kansas City.
Man Gives Spectacularly Animated Description of Car Crash [VIDEO]
If you listen to him tell it, getting rear-ended was the most exciting thing to ever happen to George Lindell.
The 100 Greatest ‘Shut Ups’ in Movies [NSFW VIDEO]
“Shut up” isn’t just the favorite comment of elementary school kids. The phrase also has a proud movie history, which has been documented by the same folks who put together the 50 trippiest drug hallucination moments in film.
FBI Investigating Who Took Nude Photos of Scarlett Johansson from Her Phone
As you may have heard, naked photos of Scarlett Johansson leaked onto the Internet Wednesday.
In apparent nod to the authenticity of the self-shots, sources connected with Scarlett Johansson have told TMZ that they have already contacted the FBI because they believe the photos were removed from Johansson’s phone illegally by a hacker.
Playboy’s October Issue Selling for 60 Cents
When it hits newsstands on Friday, the retro October edition of Playboy will be selling for 60 cents.
The reduced price is a gimmick to promote the NBC show ‘The Playboy Club,’ which centers around the satin-costumed bunnies who worked in the famed nightspot during the sixties.
Jim Carrey Sings Radiohead’s ‘Creep’ at Karaoke [VIDEO]
When we last checked in with Jim Carrey, he was declaring his love for Emma Stone in a creepy but hilarious video. So it was probably appropriate that Carrey sung ‘Creep,’ Radiohead’s ode to awkward longing, when he crashed New York City club Arlene’s Grocery’s Friday karaoke party.
Why Did This Russian Guy Touch 2,000 Boobs? [VIDEO]
Recently, a Russian fellow named Sam Nickles touched the breasts of 1,000 different women, for a total haul of 2,000 boobs felt.
Why? Well, he claims he’s doing it for Russian strongman Vladimir Putin, because Putin is too busy with state affairs and being married to go out and touch potential voters in that manner. (Look, we’re just reporting what Nickles says.)
Upcoming App Tells You How Much Time Is Left on Traffic Lights
Researchers at MIT and Princeton have developed a smartphone app called SignalGuru that will tell drivers exactly how much time they have to make the next light.