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Seahawks Roll Over 49ers, 20-3
Marshawn Lynch ran for 122 yards and a touchdown, and the Seattle Seahawks rolled over the San Francisco 49ers, 20-3, in Santa Clara on Thursday night.
Drew Brees & Saints Give Falcons First Loss, 31-21
Drew Brees threw for 312 yards, and the Saints beat the Falcons, 31-21, in New Orleans on Thursday night, giving Atlanta its first loss of the 2015 season.
NLDS Recap: Daniel Murphy’s HR Leads Mets Past Dodgers, 3-2, Into NLCS
Daniel Murphy hit a tie-breaking solo home run off Zack Greinke in the sixth inning, and the New York Mets beat the Dodgers, 3-2, in Los Angeles on Thursday to win Game 5 of the National League Division Series and advance to the National League Championship Series for the first time since 2006.
Le’Veon Bell TD Leads Steelers Past Chargers, 24-20
Le'Veon Bell scored on a 1-yard run off a direct snap as time expired, and the Pittsburgh Steelers beat the Chargers, 24-20, in San Diego on Monday night.
NFL Week 5 Recap — The Giants Lead the NFC East & Other Things We Learned
A handful of overtime games and several close finishes highlighted the action in Week 5 of the 2015 NFL season. Here’s what we learned this week.
Joey Logano Wins NASCAR’s Bank of America 500 in Charlotte
Joey Logano led 227 laps and won the Bank of America 500 at Charlotte Motor Speedway in North Carolina on Sunday.
Cubs’ Ace Jake Arrieta Shuts Out Pirates, 4-0, in N.L. Wild Card Game
Cubs' ace Jake Arrieta threw a four-hit shutout, as Chicago beat the Pirates, 4-0, in the National League Wild Card game in Pittsburgh on Wednesday night.
Jets Drop Colts to 0-2 With Dominating 20-7 Win
The Jets defense forced five Colts turnovers, including four by Andrew Luck, and New York easily beat Indianapolis, 20-7, on the road Monday night.
The Packers Can Beat the Seahawks & What Else We Learned in NFL Week 2
The Seahawks are winless, and the Cowboys are Tony Romo-less. For now. Here’s what we learned in Week 2 of the NFL.
Denny Hamlin Wins 1st Race of NASCAR’s 2015 Chase at Chicago
Denny Hamlin overcame a bad starting position and an awful start to the race to win the myAFibRisk.com 400 at Chicagoland Speedway in Illinois on Sunday — the first race day in NASCAR’s 2015 Sprint Cup Series Chase playoffs.
49ers Drub Vikings; Falcons Edge Eagles on Monday Night
San Francisco and Atlanta won their 2015 NFL debuts on Monday night. Here’s a recap of the Week 1 doubleheader:
Buccaneers Fans Wish They Had Marcus Mariota & Other Things We Learned in NFL Week 1
An incredible rookie performance and some key injuries dominated the headlines on the first Sunday of the 2015 NFL season. Here are the most important things we learned in Week 1: