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LikaLorelei – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.
Jennifer Gonzalez – Babe of the Day
Jennifer’s an internationally published model who was born and raised in Redondo Beach, California and holds the title of Miss Taiwan USA 2010.
Oakley Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Oakley, a SuicideGirl who’s into cowboy boots, Batman, bar crawls and swearing like a sailor. Shoot, we’d like to buy her a shot.
Melanie Kate – Babe of the Day
Melanie’s a 22-year-old model from Miami who’s a member of the Florida Panthers dance team.
If Only PB&J Came In Vodka Form… Oh Wait
Over the past couple years, we’ve seen a proliferation of uniquely flavored liquors that have drawn the ire and criticism of party poopers who say booze companies are targeting the underage. The latest flavor will definitely be a hit with brown baggers.
Google Augmented Reality Glasses Will Kill Us All
Hot off their April Fools Joke about Google 8-Bit for Nintendo comes the media giant’s announcement they’re in the process of testing augmented reality glasses that make you feel like Iron Man or the Terminator and look like Levar Burton’s character in Star Trek .
‘Vagine Cuisine’ Is An Acquired Taste
Most men think going down on a woman stinks. Literally. But, according to this commercial for a new groundbreaking product, “Going downtown has never been tastier.”
Babes ‘N’ Donuts Go Great With Milk and Bikinis
Seems like marketers are starting to get this whole sex sells thing. You can’t just parade out Kate Upton in a bikini and have her tell viewers to buy your product or service. You need to be somewhat clever about it.
Fernanda Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Fernanda, a 32-year-old goth girl who’s into reading, designing, painting, Johnny Depp, Edgar Allan Poe, and Alfred Hitchcock. Quoth the raven, “More, please.”
Alexanne Wagner – Babe of the Day
Alex is a 23 year old model and ‘motorsports junkie’ who was born and raised in Sin City.
Great Porn Experiment Reveals George Costanza Was Right
Gary Wilson is a physiology teacher and host of yourbrainonporn.com, a site that shows the deleterious effects heavy porn viewing has on your processor like OCD, ED, addiction, social anxiety, restlessness and desensitization to name a few...
Kate Upton Is Simply Irresistible for Beach Bunny’s Bronze Collection
Kate’s been a marketing machine lately, starring in commercials for SkullCandy, Carl’s Jr., MLB 2k12, and DirecTV. While Carl’s Jr. and MLB 2k12 tried to get creative with their efforts, DirecTV basically phoned in a bland ad that took all of an hour to write, shoot, and edit.