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Kathy Perez – Babe of the Day
Kathy’s a 25-year-old model from Miami who’s competed in Maxim’s Hometown Hotties contest and has been featured on Mixed-Mag and DynastySeries.com.
Dice – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dice – a 23-year-old stoner who owns a massively expansive DVD collection and is into motorcycles, booty, playing the drums, and dead stuff – specifically zombies. She’s love us on Monday mornings – we’re the real life Walking Dead. She also has the perfect comeback for crappy pick up lines, “No Dice.”
Chelsea Grimland – Babe of the Day
Chelsea’s a 25-year-old model who was raised in Elko, Nevada then moved to Phoenix after high school.
Lass Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lass – a 20-year-old student from the UK who loves boobs, booze, and ballet. If she brings the rack, we’ve got a 30 pack and ‘Black Swan’ on Netflix.
Danielle Hunt — Babe of the Day
Danielle’s a 21-year-old model, bartender, and certified Nursing Assistant from Greenfield, Indiana who now lives in Indianapolis.
Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
Brittanie Weaver — Babe of the Day
Brittanie’s a 23-year-old model, actress, and – according to her Twitter profile – animal lover, double agent, and romantic.
Michelle Yee – Babe of the Day
Michelle’s a Filipino model and go-go dancer who’s been posing for pics for 8 years now. She started in ballet fashion and takes pride in her ability to stand directly on her toes. She hopes to one day cover Maxim – Maxim, get on that...
Obama Is ‘The First Gay President’ If You Believe Newsweek’s Cover
How do you top Time’s cover featuring a mother breastfeeding her fully-grown child? Call Obama “gay” and give him a rainbow-colored halo.
Mikki May — Babe of the Day
Mikki’s not a mouse but a 26 year old model from New York, New York who graduated from the State University of New York with a degree in Bachelors of Science in Marketing.
Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.