Steven Bohner
Happy birthday to "Huge Anus," the 10-year-old boy from Los Angeles. Or at least that is what KTLA wants you to think... The weather man from the Los Angeles station fell for one of the oldest pranks in the book when he announced the 10 birthday of "Hue Jaynus" live on television. The anchor man quickly realized the error and couldn't hold back his laughter. The anchor woman struggled with the joke but eventually claimed that she got it... I doubt it, though.
One of the guys' favorite comedians, Lewis Black, joined them this morning on the show. They talked to Black about upcoming shows, the Papal election, his writing career, his early days, and much more. Check out the interview after the jump.
A weather man out of Los Angeles made a rather large blunder the other day when teasing his weather segment in the local news' opening. He claimed that a marathon runner had very nice "bitties..." We added the "b." He then tries to back track and say "tennies," referring to her shoes. We aren't fooled, weather guy. No way, no how! You were talking about her breasts!
The guys came across a TruTV article that highlights 13 dumb sex tips from all over the internet. The list takes sex advise from sources like Yahoo Answers, Cosmopolitan, and Men's Health. The tips and tricks that are featured seem to be not to well thought out. Several of the tips are completely off the wall, and only the kinkiest of individuals would seem to enjoy it.
There are a lot of people that you could label "Biggest Douche on the Planet." We want to give you one of the leading contenders. Meet Gary Thompson, a panhandler in Lexington, Kentucky. Thompson was in a motorcycle accident in the early 90s and was the recipient of a $2.5 million settlement with the manufacturer. After running out of money, Thompson went to the streets in his wheelchair to beg for money. What qualifies him as a douche is the fact that he is begging under the guise of being mentally handicapped, which he is not.
Pat Robertson is the host of the religious talk show 700 Club. He has been hosting the show for decades, and has said some pretty crazy things including predicting the end of the world was coming in October or November of 1982. But this latest little blurb is beyond crazy. Robertson tells a story about how demons can possess inanimate objects and warns a viewer that it isn't a bad idea to try to remove demons from thrift store clothes. So, be sure to check for demons before you buy anything. Ever.
The website CoolMaterial.com ran down a list of the best movies from A to Z. The list was, of course, completely opinionated because taste in movies is opinionated. Free Beer and Hot Wings go through the list giving their own favorite movies and critiquing the websites selections. See what the guys chose after the jump.
My Strange Addiction is, well, a really strange show. In a recent episode, Mark talks about his addiction to inflatable animals. Yes, a grown ass man is addicted to inflatable animals. He bathes them, takes them swimming, talks to them, and even plays music for them. He claims that they all have different personalities, but he assures you that they all do get along with one another.
In true Free Beer and Hot Wings fashion, the guys took a viral internet fad and made it their own. They hopped on board of the Harlem Shake train and made their own rendition of the video. Producer Joe is the catalyst in the video, doing the pelvic thrust while wearing a motorcycle helmet. Once the beat drops, all hell breaks loose.
No one likes the guy at the gym who gives you unwanted advice while working out. So what better thing for Producer Joe to do, than be THAT guy? Free Beer and Hot Wings sent Joe out to a local gym to give everyone inside some unsolicited advice. Producer Joe really got into his role as a "professional trainer," and helped several people get a better workout!
"Nothing quite like floating down a river, making love to your inner tube." Said no one ever. Well, until now... Gary Busey is the host of his very own YouTube channel called 'The Busey Zone.' On which he makes videos like 'Inner Tubes,' an instructional video on how to make love to an inner tube in public without other people knowing. Busey explains in detail how to modify your inner tube for sexy purposes. What the hell, Busey?
Free Beer and Hot Wings had a little phone trouble earlier this morning. After a few hours of not being able to call into the show, the audience channeled all of their frustration into some really dumb calls.