A woman from Kingsport, Tennessee was arrested on April 1st, 2013 after attempting what could be described as the worst April Fools joke of the year. The woman called her sister claiming that she had murdered her husband and that they need to dispose of the body. The sister quickly called another relative and eventually the police were notified.
Free Beer and Hot Wings had Henry Rollins on their show today. Rollins is an American spoken word artist, musician, writer, comedian, actor, radio DJ, and activist. His career took off while he was the front man for the punk band, Black Flag. The gang talks to Rollins about everything from North Korea, to rape in the military, to pop culture.
Piñatas are dangerous as hell! That is the lesson that we need to learn of this disturbing video. Well, maybe that is the wrong lesson. The lesson should probably be "Don't use an aluminum bat to break a piñatas." Yeah, that sounds like a better lesson.
A local news station out of West Virginia recently did a riveting story on the North American Skin Flute, wait... What!? The anchor for the news station stops mid sentence as he realizes what he is saying. He says "The North American Skin... er actually, the flute." What kind of world do we live in where we can't talk about playing the skin flute on television? No world we want to live in, that's for sure.
I have had it with these mother-#$%^&* snakes on this mother-#$%^&* plane! - Samuel L. Jackson. A homeowner in Bowie County, Texas had the same sentiment as Jackson when she doused a snake in her house with gasoline and lit it on fire. Little did she know that the snake would then flee into a brush pile and start her home ablaze.
Zane's Son had his wisdom teeth pulled over the weekend. And with that procedure, comes some pretty heavy sedation. He was a little bit loopy after the the surgery, so Zane thought it would be the perfect opportunity to bust out the camera and start shooting. It's no 'David after the Dentist' video, but it's still got that sedation charm to it.
Happy birthday to "Huge Anus," the 10-year-old boy from Los Angeles. Or at least that is what KTLA wants you to think... The weather man from the Los Angeles station fell for one of the oldest pranks in the book when he announced the 10 birthday of "Hue Jaynus" live on television. The anchor man quickly realized the error and couldn't hold back his laughter. The anchor woman struggled with the joke but eventually claimed that she got it... I doubt it, though.
One of the guys' favorite comedians, Lewis Black, joined them this morning on the show. They talked to Black about upcoming shows, the Papal election, his writing career, his early days, and much more. Check out the interview after the jump.
A weather man out of Los Angeles made a rather large blunder the other day when teasing his weather segment in the local news' opening. He claimed that a marathon runner had very nice "bitties..." We added the "b." He then tries to back track and say "tennies," referring to her shoes. We aren't fooled, weather guy. No way, no how! You were talking about her breasts!
The guys came across a TruTV article that highlights 13 dumb sex tips from all over the internet. The list takes sex advise from sources like Yahoo Answers, Cosmopolitan, and Men's Health. The tips and tricks that are featured seem to be not to well thought out. Several of the tips are completely off the wall, and only the kinkiest of individuals would seem to enjoy it.
There are a lot of people that you could label "Biggest Douche on the Planet." We want to give you one of the leading contenders. Meet Gary Thompson, a panhandler in Lexington, Kentucky. Thompson was in a motorcycle accident in the early 90s and was the recipient of a $2.5 million settlement with the manufacturer. After running out of money, Thompson went to the streets in his wheelchair to beg for money. What qualifies him as a douche is the fact that he is begging under the guise of being mentally handicapped, which he is not.
Pat Robertson is the host of the religious talk show 700 Club. He has been hosting the show for decades, and has said some pretty crazy things including predicting the end of the world was coming in October or November of 1982. But this latest little blurb is beyond crazy. Robertson tells a story about how demons can possess inanimate objects and warns a viewer that it isn't a bad idea to try to remove demons from thrift store clothes. So, be sure to check for demons before you buy anything. Ever.
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