An MSNBC reporter had a hard time identifying Will.I.Am during election coverage on Tuesday night. At first he reported that the man standing behind him was Wyclef Jean, wrong. He then corrected himself by claiming he was Wale, also wrong. Finally on the third try, the reporter correctly identifies the man as Will.I.Am. That whole debacle led to some awesomely awkward cross talk between the anchors and the reporter.
A comedian and filmmaker created what could be described as the greatest pizza commercial of all time, if it were real. Vincent Gargiulo, the filmmaker and creator of the David's Pizza spot, made a short film that takes you through a half an hour of 1986 local programming. You can watch the pizza commercial and the trailer from the film after the break.
Grammy winning singer, Meat Loaf, gave his endorsement to Mitt Romney at a recent rally in Defiance, Ohio. What Mitt didn't know was that Meat Loaf was about to make a fool of himself moments after the endorsement was made. Meat Loaf, joined by Big and Rich and Randy Owen of the band Alabama, closed the rally with a rendition of 'America, The Beautiful.' It just happened to be the worst rendition of 'America, The Beautiful' that anyone has ever heard. Ever. The four singers got about 1/10th of the words correct and were off key for most of the song. This just goes to show that you should probably practice a song before singing it.
Most people believe that exorcisms are a thing of fiction embraced by Hollywood. Well, those people obviously haven't heard of Bob Larson of the of the Spiritual Freedom Church. Larson is a modern day exorcist who has over 15,000 exorcisms under his belt!
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a video of one of Larson's best exorcisms of all time. Larson is exorcising a gay demon. Yup, that demon is flaming... figuratively, literally, and sexily.
A 'Fantasy Slut League' was recently discovered in a high school in Piedmont, California. If you are wondering what a 'Fantasy Slut League' is... Well, it's exactly like a fantasy football league. Except, remove the points for yards and touchdowns and replace them with points for different sexual favors. Guys will keep track of the sexual experiences they have with female students and assign points to the different girls. The community was shocked and embarrassed by the discovery and all but a single mother in the town refused to comment.
Ever since the Jack Link's Sasquatch advertising campaign, everybody knows that Bigfoot is a jerk. This is confirmed by a Pennsylvania man who claims his RV was vandalized by a rock throwing Bigfoot. The man claims that he and his girlfriend spotted Bigfoot 3 times while camping over a month long period. The encounters included a brief sighting, a close encounter, and the previously mentioned vandalism. After hearing about the encounters first hand, Free Beer and Hot Wings both agree that Bigfoot is a dick.
Last week the Washington Nationals lost a heartbreaking game to be eliminated from the pennant race. The team blew a 6 run lead late in the game, much to the anger of Washington fans. A reporter from a local news station was set up near the gate to get reactions of fans as they were walking out, but he was hesitant due to the amount of swearing going on. However, he finds a fan who agreed not to swear, only to have a different fan pop his head in for a copious amount of cursing on air.
One of the primary uses for YouTube is to impress random people you will never know by doing things that put you in harms way. This video falls perfectly into that category. A German man is attempting to jump through a sheet of ice over his pool in his backyard. The ice appears to be relatively thin, until the German man lands on it. At that point it appears to be really really thick.
Free Beer and Hot Wings came across a gem of a video over the weekend. A Cleveland bus driver dealt a Mortal Kombat style uppercut to a woman who had apparently been taunting the man while he was driving. In the video it is unclear as to how the woman was provoking the driver. The beginning of the confrontation was not recorded, but the video did capture one of the greatest 1 liners of all time from the driver. "She want to be a man, I'm gonna treat you like a man," the driver shouted moments before delivering his jaw-shattering uppercut.
Apparently, Free Beer and Hot Wings have been watching old gorilla documentaries. The 1976 film 'Gorilla' has several scenes where the host, Adrien Deschryver, stands his ground against a charging gorilla. In realm of bad asses, Deschryver is on par with Chuck Norris, Sylvester Stallone, or Jason Statham.
We can all learn a lesson from this brief clip... If you are ever in a jungle in Africa and you get charged at by a massive gorilla, just stand there and you'll be fine! What could be easier?
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