Did you hear Strip Club KC the other day, talking about how he wolfed a Bacon Sundae at 3am, post strip club?
True story, he scarfed the whole thing and lived to talk about it. All month it's Baconpalooza or something over there at your local Denny's, feel free to getcha summa that bacony ice creamy goodness.
And clearly KC and Jim Gaffigan aren't the only ones in love with bacon, check this stuff out. Dude built a "ba-zooka", a bazooka made of bacon, it shoots sausages (of course it does). It's a masterpiece in meat munitions which serves little purpose, unless of course you need to feed someone a kielbasa without having to get too close.