Bacon Moustache Wax

At this point in the bacon game, you can get almost anything in a bacon shape, with a bacon scent and/or bacon infused. I'm talking bacon toilet paper, bacon mints, bacon candles, bacon boxers and even bacon deodorant.

OK, I don't know if the deodorant thing is real, but I do know that bacon moustache wax is definitely real. Because what moustachioed gentleman doesn't want to huff bacon all day?

Just in time for Movember, Bacon Moustache Wax combines two of the most powerful forces in the universe, cured meat and moustaches, into one powerful, gravity-defying wax. It's produced by J&D Foods who consider bacon "the moustache of meats."

Bacon Moustache Wax is just $12.99, and for every tin purchased, they will donate $1 to the Movember Foundation for men's health. Oh, and look at that right on their website, bacon deodorant.