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Because Why Wouldn’t You Want To Send a Fart By Mail?

OK, we’ll admit it. We’ve attempted to send someone a fart by mail before. Sadly, the envelope we delightfully passed gas into wasn’t exactly hermetically sealed, so we’re pretty sure the smelly stuff wafted out before the recipient could open it. But now we can have a redo thanks to Fart By Mail, “a mail order fart service where we send farts to your friends for you.” 

Fart By Mail promises your snail mail farts will “smell like real poo” once they arrive to your target, thanks to a specially sealed package that also comes with a cool retro-looking greeting card. Technology, folks. Marvel at it!

So, who should we mail fart bomb first? Hmmm … anyone have Lars Ulrich’s home address?

Next: Now you can buy fart-proof underwear

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