I see Betty White is auctioning herself off for charity (specifically the SPCA - Society for the Prevention of Cruelty to Animals - of Los Angeles). I've seen charity auctions like this on TV before, and while I can't say for sure, I'd assume there's SOME implied expectation of 'relations' at the end of the night.

Combining variables like Betty White, date auction, and implied expectations of horizontal defibrillation naturally makes me think about music...

(cue segue....)

...in this case the Revolting Cocks. This side project of Al Jouregensen (of Ministry fame) has existed in some form since the early 1980s.

Proving my long-held belief that there's a song for just about any occasion is this little tune from RevCo, where Al contemplates the nature of elderly love is probably not overly safe for work, but that's why God invented headphones...

Revolting Cocks "Prune Tang"

(I feel I should mention that I'm a huge Betty White fan, supporter of animal rights, and that this blog is one of those silly "stream-of-consciousnes segue things" that we radio folk are prone to.)