Beware Of Headbanging Bears!!!!
Remember my post from yesterday about the Canadian guy who got attack by a bear while he was pooping? Well that is nothing compared to the carnage that a Black Bear that jams to metal music can do to you. If you find yourself in the woods this weekend. Please pack your Slayer shirt and a BIG GUN. Or, if you prefer to be “non-lethal”, your GWAR shirt and a super soaker full of hot sauce.