Each week "Tallest DJ" Aaron Traylor and I challenge each other to perform a stupid stunt and leave it up to you, the loyal listener,  to vote for who did the best job. This week we challenge each other to read our best interpretation of New York Times Best Seller "Fifty Shades of Grey." Listen to each of our attempts and vote for your favorite.  The winner receives HONOR and GLORY, as the loser lives with the SHAME of DEFEAT.

Here is Strip Club KC's version

Here is The Tallest DJ in America's version