If you are like me, you are one of the millions of Americans that suffer from a condition called PBS (Plumber Butt Syndrome). I have suffered from this condition for years. Damn you genetics. Well now there is no need to be ashamed of your ailment. Thanks to Buttcrack Boob Shirts.

According to guyspeed.com "If you’re an ad agency struggling to come up with a campaign that motivates, stimulates, and instigates, just throw some boobs into the mix. The firm responsible for driving registration and enlistment into the German crafts union did just that when they produced T-shirts featuring the union’s logo and slogan above a beautiful woman whose chest is “completed” via one’s voluptuous buttcheeks"

I am not sure if you need to be part of the crafts union to get your hands on one of these. But I know a dozen people whose Christmas shopping would be done right now.