Many of us here in Montana have made the annual pilgrimage to Butte for the St. Pat's celebration. In the 6 different times I have made the trip, I have found that I can somehow take a thousand steps without going anywhere. Gravity seems to affect a St. Patrick's Day drunk more than most days. It must be something to do with the earth's magnetic force, or possibly the massive amounts of Jameson. See footage of a guy celebrating St. Patty's in North Carolina, he too discovered that he can take a thousand steps and not go anywhere.