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Dadholes [VIDEO]

Dying is easy. Being a DAD is hard. But at the end of the day it is worth it. No matter how much that little "curtain climber" drives you COMPLETELY F@#KIN INSANE...... Thankfully, you are not alone. There are guys out their in the same situation as you are

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Mario Kart – Fury Road [TRAILER]

If you haven't seen the new Mad Max movie, you gotta check it out. It is a reboot that is worthy of a reboot. It's great for rockers, gear heads and now even gamer geeks. Check out the parody trailer for Mario Kart: Fury Road

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Honest Toilet Paper Commercial [VIDEO]

This may be a little TMI, but my day was ruined this morning when I discovered my lady bought the wrong brand of toilet paper. I know it shouldn't be THAT big of an issue, but let's face it, all butts are different

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Going Grocery Shopping? Annoy Your Girlfriend [VIDEO]

My family is currently in the moving process, and I have to say, it hasn't been fun. I have an inner struggle with procrastination and it is driving me nuts. Look at me, I'm even blogging. I am doing everything in my power to NOT have to pack and move boxes

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Marilyn Manson and Billy Corgan: We Wanted To Form a Band With Flavor Flav and Jenna Jameson

Marilyn Manson and Billy Corgan held a press conference in Chicago to talk about their joint tour, and things got a bit strange.

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Friendly Chicken or Murderous Bird [VIDEO]

Yours truly just recently became a homeowner, and one of the first things that was brought up after getting keys was "can we raise chickens?" Oh HELL NO! Have you even truly looked into the eyes of a chicken? They are crazy a-holes and would probably kill you and your entire family in their sleep

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Monkey Business Forces Toddler to Thug Life Moment [NSFW VIDEO]

It finally happened. I officially heard my kids first cuss. Best part, it wasn't even my fault. He has turned into a parrot, and apparently Mom says S#!T alot. I'm just glad he hasn't found something to REALLY set him off

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New Hippie Trend – How to Become Gluten Intolerant [VIDEO]

I'm not a doctor, but I think 90% of the people who say they are "gluten intolerant" are full of s#!t. I am not saying that some people can't have serious allergies involved with processed grain. But the fact that everyone, all of a sudden, is allergic to bread

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Category: Blogs, Food, Funny, KC, Videos
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Walmart Shopper Busted with $100 Worth of Groceries in Her Vagina

Nothing beats the "People of Wal-Mart" videos. It seems like that store is a beacon that attracts stupid people like a moth to a flame. I'm not saying I don't shop there, but half the reason I do is just to witness some of the delightful people that shop there. Recently a woman was arrested for shoplifting at a Wal-Mart in Pennsylvania. She wasn't stashing items in her purse or under her shirt. Nope, she was hiding the groceries in her baby cave.

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Watch Hot Brazilians Play Twister…You Know You Want To [VIDEO]

Out of all the things I stumble upon when scouring the web, nothing beats seeing some hot Brazilian babes play twister. If only I knew Spanish, it would be a lot more interesting. Sometimes, when hammered at 2 a

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Category: Blogs, Funny, Hot Chicks, KC, Videos
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Moms Hooked Up To Lie Detectors [VIDEO]

Mother's day is tomorrow. It is a day to celebrate mom. There are lots of fun things to do with mom, but nothing is more exciting than hooking mom up to a lie detector. Just imagine the questions you would ask

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Missoula Man Loses Bet and Gains National Attention With Tom Brady Tattoo

Tom Brady's face is plastered all over the screen, on just about every T.V. you look at. He is under fire again for the "deflate-gate" scandal that took place prior to the recent Super Bowl. Meanwhile, a Missoula man suffers the consequences of Tom Brady's shenanigans. Stockman's Bar poker dealer, Phil Whitsitt, made a bet with a fellow football fan and is now gaining national attention.

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Category: Blogs, Funny, KC, Photos, Superbowl

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