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A Very True Hot Pockets Song

If microwaves, sweat pants, s**tty vocals, even s**tier lyrics and Hot Pockets get you off, then you will most likely consider this porn.

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Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic Help Out Jimmy Fallon and Stevie Nicks

Soon-to-be Rock and Roll Hall of Fame inductees Dave Grohl and Krist Novoselic helped Jimmy Fallon introduce his latest music tribute on 'The Tonight Show' last night.

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Tina Fey Gets a ‘Yogurt Facial’ in New Commercial [VIDEO]

The latest American Express TV commercial featuring Tina Fey is a huge marketing fail. Or is it?

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Topless Rampage at McDonalds [VIDEO] [NSFW]

HOLY HELL!!! Florida has presented us with another fine example of what makes the human race so special. I swear that state has got to be the headquarters for the National Organization of Bat S#!t Crazy People. (NOBSCP) A video has recently surfaced out of St. Petersburg Florida, where a woman wearing nothing but a g-string, went on an angry rampage of a local McDonalds.

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Bubble Porn [VIDEO] [NSFW]

Funny how innocent things can seem dirty, depending on how you perceive it. Take Jimmy Kimmel's "This Week in Unnecessary Censorship," all he has to do is add a content beep to a seemingly harmless clip of a TV show and it sounds like it is filthy. Today's trending video features something along the sa

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California Aims For Guinness Record For Most Kids Jumping Rope At Same Time
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Classic China: 3 foot Jump Rope Removed from Man’s Urethra

To think that people all over the world look at America as weird. I think that we are far from having the weirdest people on the planet. For example, why would someone have a 3 1/2 foot jump rope removed from their urethra? Because in China, that S#!T HAPPENS.

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Josh Cooley Transforms R-Rated Movies Into Highly Inappropriate Children’s Books [Art]

Listen, I'm going to be real with you for a second: I love 1980s action movies more than I love most members of my own family. I mean, hell, if we're talking about Die Hard, I love that movie more than I love pretty much every member of my own family (sorry mom). So when I saw Josh Cooley's series of illustrations where he turns movies like Die Hard, Predator and Road Warrior into Golden Books style storybook pages, my first thought was utter delight.

Well, no, that's a lie. My first thought was "Where's Commando?" but then came the delight, I assure you. Check out a few of our favorites below!

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15 Family Pictures Ruined By Pooping Dogs in the Background

We all love man's best friend here at GuySpeed. But we love 'em even more when they're ruining family pictures by letting out their business in the background.

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Epic Guitar Shredding Leaves a Mess [VIDEO]

I ran across a video earlier today that cracked me up. I enjoy watching people showing off their skills on youtube, because most of the time they do something stupid. I don't want to ruin the surprise for you, so check out the video of a russian dude showing off his sick guitar skills......wait for it!

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X-Rays Show Embarassing Objects in Body

Yesterday, a tree trimmer was admitted into the hospital with a chainsaw in his neck and I thought that X-ray was disturbing, until I found these:

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10 State Sex Laws You May Have Already Broken

According to an article in The Huffington Post, these are actually laws that still exist in some states. Bozeman and Helena even made the nation wide list! Pull out your score cards people ...find out how much of a dirty little law breaker you are!

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Best Starbucks Employee Ever Causes Stir After Drizzling Satanic Symbols in Customer’s Drink

So, Starbucks is run by the devil after all… at least in Louisiana. The corporate coffee empire has issued an apology to a local schoolteacher after a Starbucks barista allegedly drizzled a pentagram and '666' on the top of two beverages.

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