You prayers have been answered. The porn industry is finally paying homage to the legendary Golden Girls, with there very own porn movie. Our friends at Funny or Die asked Hal Rudnick to pay a visit to the Golden Girls XXX movie set, for an interview with the talented staff. I'm sure it goes without saying, that we will be awkwardly sitting with pillows on our laps.
Growing up, I was convinced that if i set a line in the canal bordering my yard, I would eventually catch a fish. Unfortunately the canal was strictly for irrigation and i never caught a thing. Never would I have considered trying to cast down a storm drain and pull out a bass
It is something that happens just about every night in every strip club around the world. Some lonely guy stumbles in drunk and thinks he is going to take one of the girls home. 99% of the time it is the same answer, "oh you're sweet, but I can't, come back tomorrow m'kay?" A man in Butte was recently arrested when he couldn't take "NO" for an answer
When it comes to comedy, nothing beats a good fart joke. But, when it comes to action movies, a well place fart can REALLY add to the excitement and suspense. Take it from the world greatest action hero, Arnold Schwarzenegger
In my years spent working at the local "peeler" bar, I have mastered the art of controlling where my eyes look. But, as a man it is hard not to stare when women dress slutty. If you have 6 inches of cleavage showing, don't be offended when men stare
It seems like the entire world is falling apart. The news lately has been nothing but bad. There is turmoil all over the world. What better time than now to try and convince unsuspecting people that world war three is underway
It has been awhile since we have seen the Seattle superhero, Phoenix Jones. But, with the "ALS ice bucket challenge" all over the internet, Phoenix has come out of hiding to accept the challenge. The goal of the "ALS ice bucket challenge" is to raise awareness for Lou Gehrig's Disease
Not that it needs to be explained, but it sure is funny to hear Bill Burr talking about exactly why Yoko Ono sucks in this hilarious video. This is super, duper NSFW so keep your volume low if you have to.
You may have seen the videos on the web of people trying to wrap their heads around a simple math story problem. The question is super easy, "If a person drives their car 80 miles per hour, how far will they travel in one hour
Just because we can pee standing up, doesn't make being a man easy. It is a tough job. I recently stumbled across some advice from one of my new favorite YouTube channels, simply titled "How to be a man
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