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Sex Dungeon “Not Up To Code” Gets $13,000 Fine

I just can't comprehend how many building codes a contractor has to deal with. I have found myself getting physically angry watching a HGTV show, when they talk about the ceiling not being up to code for being 2 centimeters short. Now a poor sex dominatrix has to "whip" out $13,000 in fines, because her sex dungeon didn't have a fire escape.

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Category: Blogs, Funny, KC, Videos, Weird News
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Watch Jimmy Kimmel Punk SXSW Goers With Fake Bands

Remember when Jimmy Kimmel's 'Lie Witness News' went to Coachella last year? Well, the skit is back.

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Category: Funny, TV, Videos
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Beware: Robot Strippers [VIDEO]

In my time served as a stripclub DJ, I would constantly hear the dancers complain about one girl "out-hustling" another girl. They would say things like "OMG that girl is totally copying my dance moves just to get a private dance from the rich guy." Now the dancers have even more competition to bitch about, as German and British engineers have created robot strippers.

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Goblins Are People Too [VIDEO]

I saw Nekrogoblikon and remembered watching the super awesome video for "No One Survives." As you watch this video, remember: Goblins are people too, and Brad is a jerk.

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‘The Wolf of Sesame Street’ Is As Awesome As It Sounds

How has no one thought of this before?

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Category: Funny, Movies
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photo by JC
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Weird State Facts

Here's a few weird facts about each state. Fantasy fans will love Montana's, and I want New Jersey to prove it. A few of my other favorites are Colorado, Arkansas, and Kentucky.

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Cat With a “History of Violence” Attacks Family

A 22 pound cat has turned on its owners. It began by attacking the baby, and after the man booted the cat, he went "over the edge" crazy and trapped the family in their bedroom along with their so called dog (this thing is smaller than the cat)

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Kevin Bacon Explains 80′s Awareness [VIDEO]

There has been far to many times in the last few years, where I have to stop myself when talking about things that were popular in the 80s. I stop myself because I keep forgetting that a lot of people were not even around, or even care to hear about anything that came out of the 80s. Take cassette tapes and Atari for example. Now, Kevin Bacon has released a new campaign to raise 80s Awareness and I think we should all take a look.

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Zach Galifianakis ‘Interviews’ President Obama

Between Two Ferns with Zach Galifianakis: President Barack Obama from President Barack Obama
Zach Galifianakis hosts a hilarious show on Funny or Die called "Between Two Ferns." Mostly because he holds interviews in a black room with he and the guest sitting, well, between two ferns.

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Best Photobombs Ever? Jon Hamm and Jimmy Fallon Prank 30 Rock Sightseers

Let it never be said that Jon Hamm doesn't like to have a good time. The 'Mad Men' star might be known for his hard-nosed role on the uber-dramatic AMC series, but he likes to stir up mirth in his off-time, from 'SNL' hosting and pop-in appearances to helping 'Tonight Show' host Jimmy Fallon with some gags for his show. In keeping with the latter, Fallon and Hamm took to the Top of the Rock (on top of NBC's 30 Rock in NYC) over the weekend to photobomb innocent city gazers.

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Reasons To F*#@ing Swear [VIDEO]

Having a one year old at home, I try my best not to swear. But, lets face it, it is way to easy to drop an f-bomb. I can remember growing up, when my dad would stub his toe or hit his finger with a hammer, the cussing would go on for 2 minutes without him ever taking a breath. Thanks to the fine folks at Buzz Feed, we can now name off 7 good reason when it is okay to cuss.

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Watch Five Finger Death Punch’s Jeremy Spencer Kiss and Fondle Every Celebrity in Sight

Five Finger Death Punch drummer Jeremy Spencer frenching Gandhi, E.T., Barack Obama and feeling up Oprah's fun bags.

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