SuicideGirls
SuicideGirls Blackberry Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Blackberry – the Chilean Executive Assistant who’s sure to be around way longer than her mobile phone counterpart. How can we be so sure? She knows karate, RIM doesn’t. We don’t either, we just know ka-razy.
SuicideGirls Boom Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Boom – a 28-year-old SuicideGirl from the Keystone State who’s into video games, Bonnaroo, Deadmau5 (if you couldn’t tell from the headpiece) and the movie Catfish. She also hates cinnamon, which makes her a tiger.
SuicideGirls Gallows Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Gallows – a 21-year-old clerk from Ohio who’s into ‘Clerks’ (the movie), ‘Clerks 2′ (the so-so sequel), Choonimals (we have no idea) and Bath and Body Works. What works for us? A bath with her body. We’re dreamers.
SuicideGirls Georjah Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Georjah – a 20-year-old Canadian vegetarian who’s really into Marilyn Manson, horses, and zombies. She’s also into sex. Isn’t that always the way? If you find a woman who rides horses, you’ve got yourself a lady who’s down to get down. It’s science.
SuicideGirls Discoquette Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Discoquette – a 25-year-old designer, producer and fashion stylist who likes listening to Crystal Castles, Muse and Phoenix, watching ‘Closer’ and ‘Natural Born Killers’, and playing Silent Hill and Resident Evil. We’ve got sinful thoughts after seeing her pics.
SuicideGirls Ilana Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ilana – a 25-year-old Colombian columnist and editor who’s into Nutella, coke, sex, and Vampirism. Her favorite forms of entertainment include Nosferatu, ‘Interview with a Vampire’, and True Blood. She might want to hold off on sucking our blood because we had a rough night.
SuicideGirls Episkey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Episkey – a 22-year-old SuicideGirl who loves arts & crafts, Harry Potter, The Elder Scrolls IV: Oblivion, King Henry VIII, ‘South Park’ and anything Tim Burton. She also hates bills and shopping. That’s a keeper. Will you be OUR Corpse Bride?
SuicideGirls Satelina Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Satelina, a SuicideGirl from the Ukraine that loves veggies and doesn’t do drugs.
SuicideGirls Ellys Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ellys – a 23-year-old SuicideGirl from Colombia who loves to drink, smoke pot, and get hot over a good musician. She also plays a hard death metal guitar, has a voodoo doll and takes pride in her oral abilities. Let’s just say her favorite number is between 68 and 70.
SuicideGirls Amarena Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Amarena, a 27-year-old from Illinois who’s into English Bulldogs, making “that’s what she said” jokes, cheese-filled pasta, ice cream and the toilet. Well, if you spend enough time there, it can become a fortress of solitude.
SuicideGirls Dimples Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Dimples – a 19-year-old stoner form Illinois who’s into Disney movies, weed, and her sock monkey. We’ve got a sock FOR our monkey – close enough, right?
SuicideGirls.com Jaune Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Jaune – a SuicideGirl from Colombia who lists eating candy as one of her hobbies. Someone who is really hot and loves to eat candy as a hobby? She’s like an age-appropriate, pin-up version of Veruca Salt.
