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FerJenks Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet FerJenks, a SuicideGirl who owns her own lingerie shop. Bet that comes in handy.
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Maia – Today’s SuicideGirl
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Kyoko – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Kyoko, a 25 year old fitness instructor who’s into strange Japanese stuff, doing too much useless stuff on the internet, and pole dancing. Now, doing strange Japanese stuff while pole dancing on the internet – definitely NOT useless.
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Patton Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Patton, a 24-year-old ‘metalhead’ who’s into math, science, monsters, madmen, and mayhem.
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Lumo Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lumo, a “sample sized” South African SuicideGirl who’s into kung fu, freckles, Skyrim, the Watchmen, and ‘Game of Thrones’. She also likes to lick stubble. Did we mention we hate shaving? We hate shaving.
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Terrox Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Terrox, a 20-year-old SuicideGirl who’s into pot, pink stuff, panda videos, teens getting wasted, and after parties. We’ve got ‘pink slime’ and a live stream Panda Watch at the crib.
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Kemper Suicide’s Sexiest Uploads
This morning, we featured Kemper as our SuicideGirl of the day. Then, 9Gag discovered her gorgeous Star Wars geekiness, causing millions of fanboy faces to match the color of her hair.
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Kemper Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Kemper, a SuicideGirl who spends most of her free time searching for the “mythical clitoris”. Can we join the search party?
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Marlene – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Marlene, a 21 year old illustrator from France who’s into Russian, likes listening to Sigur Ros and Porterhead, and enjoys watching Sucker Punch.
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LikaLorelei – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LikaLorelei, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who loves sushi, pizza, photography, Avenged Sevenfold, and Blow (the movie). Snap off some mental images of this goth goddess for later.
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Oakley Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Oakley, a SuicideGirl who’s into cowboy boots, Batman, bar crawls and swearing like a sailor. Shoot, we’d like to buy her a shot.
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Fernanda Suicide – Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Fernanda, a 32-year-old goth girl who’s into reading, designing, painting, Johnny Depp, Edgar Allan Poe, and Alfred Hitchcock. Quoth the raven, “More, please.”