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Yesenia Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Today’s SuicideGirl is Yesenia, a 27-year-old from Florida who gets hot when she sees a guy with messy hair and calls Larry David a personal hero. Pretttty, pretty good.
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Romany Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Romany — a zombie from Chicago who’s into Human Centipedes, Joseph Gordon-Levitt and meowing like a cat. That’s some deep dish delirium right there.
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Ingenting Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Ingenting — a 22-year-old Swedish college student who is turned on by guys who can cook. Does meth count? Paging Jesse Pinkman!
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Ackley Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
We first featured Ackley, a 26-year-old “certified hustler” from Cali via Nebraska. Ackley appeared in November 2011, then again with her butt buddy Damsel in early June. She’s back to remind us to fight for animal rights and to slap the bass. Drop the ‘b’ and we’re talkin’.
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Lottey Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lottey — a 25-year-old British model and designer who’s into intelligence and redheads with pale skin, freckles, and beards. Somebody get Louis CK on the horn.
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Rhue — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Rhue — a 24-year-old Canadian who’s into underwater creatures but NOT Nic Cage. GASP! She must’ve hated this job application.
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LayTee Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet LayTee — a 21-year-old tattoo artist and model originally from southern Kentucky who now lives in California. She’s into 1970s Saturday Night Live, sketching and ‘handy men surprises.’ We suggest showing up to her place wearing one of these.
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Kentessa — Today’s SuicideGirl
We featured Kentessa back in early March — now the 20 year old production assistant from Dallas is back to let us know that she likes to be in charge, but also likes it when the man takes control. Since her fantasy is school-themed, we order her to come to our office IMMEDIATELY following class.
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Lawita Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Lawita — a 20-year-old vegan from Buenos Aires, Argentina who’s into ‘necking’, video games, and movies starring Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger. We have a feeling she’ll be a big fan of the Al Pacino and Arnold Schwarzenegger prank call (NSFW). What if they squared off?
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Waikiki Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Waikiki — a 32-year-old ‘squatter’ from Italy who’s into black skin, pole dancing, and the pineapple position. She’s like the real life Marla from Fight Club.
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Shipwreck Suicide — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Shipwreck — a 20-year-old ‘hussy’ from the Windy City who’s into mustaches, Johnny Walker, and jokes about her service with GI Joe. After your ‘Rise of My Cobra’ line, you should expect full ‘Retaliation.’ Make sure you lose the ensuing fight – she loves being on top.
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Stigmata — Today’s SuicideGirl
Meet Stigmata, a 19-year-old SuicideGirl who hates TV and loves books penned by Edgar Allan Poe. Quoth this writer, “Forever MORE!”