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Last Minute Valentines Day Gift Ideas

If procrastination was a professional sport, I could probably go pro. Especially when it comes to buying useless crap on a "hallmark holiday" like Valentines day...

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Looking to Get Your Sweetheart Something Special? How About Your Finger?

Valentines Day is almost here. People are starting to panic when it comes to what they will get their special someone. The standbys include flowers, chocolate and the ever popular jewelry...

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Think of What You Could Do With This 1994 Saturn

Since recently moving to the Bitterroot Valley, I have been actively searching for a "commuter." Nothing special, just something that will get good gas mileage and is dependable. My only issue is price, but that could be about to change.

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Happy Valentines Day from the Sexy Baristas: American Sniper Meets Montana Cupids [TRAILER]

We have been begging to go see the blockbuster "American Sniper." We have been too busy to take in a flick, but even though we haven't seen it, that doesn't mean we can't spoof it...

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Missoula Man Seeking Clown for Valentine’s Day

A local man has taken to Craigslist in search of a beer drinking, foul mouthed clown to follow him around on Valentine's Day.

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Watch Women Get Tricked with Penis Balm

I don't know what's more horrifying, watching an elderly lady rub a tiny wiener on her lips or the canned laughter. This is corny as hell, but if it's been your dream to watch unsuspecting women rub penis on their lips, this is the video for you.

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Sara X’s Valentines Day Spectacular [VIDEO]

Word's cannot express how much we here at the Blaze truly adore Sara-X and her finely tuned boobs. She has a way of making classical music even more dramatic than it already is...

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Valentine’s Day Breakfast Idea – Vagina Yogurt

A couple of ladies were wondering why there are so many 'man juice' recipes online, but not even one for a 'lady juice' recipe. That's when they came up with the idea for 'jazz juice' yogurt, made with their own lady parts.

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Just in Time for Valentines Day – “50 Shades of Buscemi” [NSFW VIDEO]

It is all the ladies can talk about this Valentines Day. They took the best selling book "50 Shades of Grey" and adapted it into a movie. In theaters Friday the 13th...

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The Most Painfully Awkward Movie Sex Scenes of All-Time

We're tired of these glamorized sex scenes in movies -- the truth is that sex is awkward and weird sometimes, and we love when movies get it right. There's nothing quite like a painfully awkward sex scene in a movie, whether it's played for laughs or for discomfort. We've collected a list of the most awkward sex scenes in movies, ranging from the hilarious to the embarrassing, cringe-worthy, and hard to watch.

Read on to see if your favorites made the cut. We've included video clips for some, but others were just a little too NSFW.

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Valentines Gift Idea – Teddy Love – Vibrating Stuffed Animal/ Sex Toy [NSFW VIDEO]

"C'mon God, I want an ear operated vaginal jackhammer." Just in time for Valentines day, a teddy bear sex toy. A multiple speed vibrator disguised as a fluffy bear. I have to admit, I am a little disturbed. But, I bet you would be more willing to cough up $75 for this rather than a dozen roses.

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Let Jack in the Sack Make Your Valentine’s Day Magical

A lot of men struggle with getting Valentine's Day right. Well, struggle no more, thanks to Jack in the Sack.

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