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UK Man Attacks Maxi Pad Company For Duping Him
Ah, the mysteries of the female body.
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Buy an Engagement Ring, Get a Complimentary Rifle
The thought of committing ourselves to one lady for the rest of our lives makes us break out in a cold sweat while nervously scratching our junk. The scratching is probably something else though.
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Naked Caveman With a Cell Phone Terrorizes Texas [VIDEO]
Some people in El Paso, Texas, say they live in fear ... of the naked caveman in McKelligon Canyon. All of that sentence is true.
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Felix Baumgartner Breaks Skydiving World Record, Sound Barrier
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NASA To Market Motion-Sickness Nasal Spray
If you get motion sick, you're probably looking for any form of relief. And a source of it is coming from an unlikely place: NASA.
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Man Tries To Cook Squirrel With Blowtorch, Burns Down Apartment Complex
If you're going to cook and eat a squirrel, for some inexplicable reason, we can stake with confidence that a blowtorch is not the way to go about doing it.
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Taiwan Gets it Right with Funeral Strippers
Funerals suck. We don’t like to get into that sappy crap. Unless of course said funeral involves half-naked women, because half-naked women make any situation a thousand times better. Well folks, our twisted dreams have come true
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Drunk Elk Gets Stuck In Tree
Humans are not the only critters on earth that like to get drunk and belligerent. Turns out elk are no strangers to the "sauce." Apple sauce, that is.
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Air Force Releases Declassified Flying Saucer Plans
The truth is out there! Well, sort of. The 'X-Files' gang were partially right: the National Archives recently published declassified "flying saucer" schematics and the details of the project, dubbed "Project 1974" that hailed from the 1950s.
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The Air Sex World Championships Are Here!
It's almost here! The event we've been waiting for, even though we only found out about it ten minutes ago!
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Man Dies After Winning Roach-Eating Contest
Well, it's finally happened -- someone died after gorging themselves in an eating contest. But here's the kicker: The 32-year-old man in question passed away after scarfing down dozens of roaches and worms. Ick! Why couldn't it have been something tasty like hot dogs or buffalo wings?
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Andrew WK To Kill David Blaine On Sunday. Maybe?
Sometimes we find ourself asking, how could Andrew WK possibly be any cooler than he already is? Answer: By electrifying David Blaine.