Chinese Village Mistakes Adult Toy for Rare Mushroom
The inhabitants of Liucunbu, a small village in China, were stumped recently after digging up a double-headed mystery while drilling a new well shaft. Apparently, everyone in the village does it in the dark because none of them were able to distinguish the difference between what they believed to be a rare mushroom and a fake rubber female love canal.
We would not advise putting this thing on a pizza. In fact, do not let this thing anywhere near your lips. This is not some long lost legendary mushroom found growing deep inside the center of the earth somewhere below the Changtang Prairie – it’s actually a used sex toy!
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We certainly hope these villagers have learned something from this experience – because we have. Not only is it good to know that we can use our pocket vaginas as emergency floatation devices, but Asian fungus reporters really turn us on!
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