"Wet, sticky, cold, slippery." LOL

Deflate Gate continues and the arguments rage on. New England Patriots head coach Bill Belichick says he had "no knowledge" about the controversy surrounding his team and deflated footballs and was "surprised" to hear about it Monday morning. He stands by his statement that he has no idea who prepares the footballs on game day, and says that he has learned a lot about the process this week.

The good folks at Cialis are taking mercy on the Patriots' saggy, deflated balls by offering the following help.

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