Class It Up For Valentine’s Day. Cover It In Syrup.
Want to treat your valentine to something REAL fancy this year? Something so elegant that it will make it the most memorable Valentine’s Day EVER? Well if we lived in the south, then we could make our reservations for the Waffle House.
If you have never seen or heard of a Waffle House. They are basically a large chain of restaurants for people who enjoy eating after getting hammered. Like IHOP or Denny’s. In Georgia the Waffle House is now taking reservations to have a candle lit dinner with your Valentine in the most romantic setting ever. They will even dim the lights a little and jam some Marvin Gaye while you scarf down Chicken and Waffles and wash it all down with non-alcoholic champagne.