Put. The. Can. Down. NOW.
Turns out 'too much of a good thing' is a real thing. I do love me some fizzy Coke goodness from time to time, but the carbonated love of some peoples' lives played a "substantial factor" in a New Zealand woman's death. Granted, she drank 2.6 gallons of Coke a day, but that's enough to kill ya? Funny how Ozzy, Slash, Duff, and all those dudes could put an entire toxicology report down their throats and in their veins daily and still live, but 2.6 gallons of Coca-Cola will kill ya.
On a very loosely related note: my favorite cocaine song ever: