Disgusting?  Yes.  Did it make us laugh our freshly wiped asses off?  Absolutely.

Welcome to the Comfort Wipe.  It's 18 inches of plastic wand to help you clean your bottom, what could go wrong?  This is not a spoof, this is a real infomercial that has been running on TV for a couple of years.  We just saw it for the first time the other night during a Dukes Of Hazzard marathon.

I played the audio a couple of times last week on the Blaze Morning Show and you freaks have been requesting it ever since.  So I thought I'd share the joy in all it's glory, video and all.  Prepare for double giggles when the old lady talks about keeping her dignity.  Enjoy.