We're seriously rethinking our hobbies. James "The Bear" McDonald is seen here plowing his way through the entirety of Denny's special "Hobbit" menu, because he's a competitive eater and that's what he does. We, on the other hand, have a drawer full of half-finished socks. We aren't going to go into the full specifics of Denny's Hobbit menu (they can be found here); we'll just say holy cow that guy ate all of that food in twenty freaking minutes. God bless you sir. Hopefully you're off the toilet by 2013.

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