If you haven't already heard, I own a boat. This is something I never thought I would be able to afford. But, when you find a ghetto boat on Craigslist for $200, you jump on the opportunity.

Last week, I wanted to find something that floated just enough on water, so that I could take my son fishing for Memorial Day Weekend. I searched Facebook Marketplace and Craigslist for ANYTHING that floated. I stumbled on an ad for an old fiberglass boat that needed some "TLC." This '76 Glastron Sportster had been parked in some guys cow pasture for years. He wasn't even sure if it ran. I rolled the dice and haggled him down to let me take it for $200. I figured that even if it didnt run or float, I was only out $200. Well, it turns out the 100HP Evinrude engine purrs like a kitten, and only needed a gas tank and a battery. #WINNING

Now that I have a 42 year old boat, that I am pretty sure is growing potatoes under the carpet, what do I name it? EVERY BOAT NEEDS A NAME!

I have narrowed it down to 4 possible names. 2 of which are references to Trailer Park Boys. Which is your favorite? Do you have one better? Help me decide.