Craving a Song about Cannibalism this Holiday Season?

How many songs about cannibalism have made it to the Top 40 chart? The answer is NOT zero.  Back in 1971, the drunk, horny man who brought you the lovers' playlist favorite, "Escape (The Piña Colada Song)" released his dark side in a song called "Timothy." It was about three dudes trapped in a mine, two of them who resort to cannibalism and eat the third man, Timothy.

The catchy tune was on the chart for 8 weeks, peaking at #17 before record execs finally listened to the lyrics and deemed it too gross for radio. We think Slipknot should cover it.