We asked you to contribute one sentence to an entry in the "Diary Of Jane" for a shot to win a 4-pack of Breaking Benjamin tickets, and you did not disappoint. Here is the diary entry, as written by you.

Dear Diary,

Before I begin, I should elaborate that "Jane" is merely the name of just one of my seven personalities. Turns out I was right about that seepage, it is indeed herpes.

This morning I woke up so pissed off that as I walked out the door for work, I let my neighbor's dog lick up all the anti-freeze in my driveway. But, beer makes me tolerable so I went on with my day knowing that with passion and humility, to love thyself is great.

On the way from the bar to work, I saw a message scrawled on a wall: Hear this line I speak aloud. One heart, mind, soul; My life is falling from my grips, taken by the one who gave me breath. She thinks she has won this battle. I bring the WAR, watch. I pondered what it meant as I continued to the corner.

As I have learned, spooning leads to forking, and after getting head from the homeless man, I have to wonder if he knows how krazy I am, because I heard him whisper "As you walk away from me for the last time, I think back to when I first met you, and I say to myself, "Once more we are strangers, but this time with memories."

And then I realized something's getting in the way, it's your IUD again, female contraceptive suck in, in the vagina of my Jane. I just wish the people I surround myself with could keep up and go as hard as I do.The sound of silence breaks through the wall as the wind whispers can you hear me now.

I finally dance with the devil in the pale moon light, that bitch got some moves.Tarzan was cute, but I went wild for the apes, because Molly Ringwald ruined redheads for me. And there I was, crying, lying, waiting for you to write another page, while the storm inside you blows out the rage. And then I saw it, the Great White Buffalo.

He yelled to me, "If I find out, you ordered a beer and it wasn't from Big Sky Brewery, I don't like that, I don't like that, no!" Then, Lilly pooped in the sink, Kyle busted the CV joint on the car and the bearings on the 4-wheeler, and I got the 4-wheeler stuck in the swamp, if I had to I would put myself right beside you.

After partying with Avatar at The Blaze Backyard BBQ, the only cure for our hangovers was Naps Burgers in Hamilton, delicious!

Love,

Jane

Good work, freaks. The winner of the 4-pack of Blaze Backyard BBQ tickets is...Jeff Lamoreaux! Thanks to all who contributed, cheers to your weirdness.

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