It never fails. Everytime you find yourself at a good football party, they always show up. Im talking about the girls that are pretending to give a s#!t about football, just to get attention. 90% of the time they don't have a clue about the sport and spend half of the time sounding like a 4 year old watching a rated R movie. "Whats that? Why is he wearing stripes? Why did he throw his yellow underwear on the grass?" Be warned. Don't invite these girls to your NFL kick off party tonight.

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