I cant even begin to tell you how many disgusting things I have made while stumbling around the kitchen at 2am. Some of my favorites involve "whatchu got hash" and "beer sketti." Both involve just about anything you can find in your fridge. A New Zealand man drunkenly broke into a home to make a gross omelette. 

According to stuff.co.nz

A drunken man who whipped up an omelette after wandering into a stranger's house was no master chef, says the home's occupant.

"I don't think he is much of a cook, he made the omelette with eggs, honey, butter chicken sauce and cayenne pepper," said Sandy Burn, who was looking after the Motueka house but was not home when the incident happened.